Don't step on the ducks!!!


Three  women die together in an accident and go to heaven. 

When  they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: 
don't  step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. 
It is  almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their  
best  to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.  

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St.  Peter chains 
them  together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to  
spend  eternity chained to this ugly man!' duckline
The  next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along  
comes  St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely  
ugly  man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for  
the  first woman. 

The third woman has observed all this and, not  wanting to be chained 
for  all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she  steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any  ducks, but one day, St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has  ever  laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. 


St.  Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy  woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know  about you, but I stepped on a duck.



This  one is really worth passing on