* My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your overseas business trip I just want to let you
about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the
driveway. Fortunately, not too bad and I
really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the
driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick-up fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your Corvette.
I know you cherish that car as much as I do, and I am really sorry for
tapping it with the pick-up.
However, I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
PS...Your girlfriend called.